Rahimdad Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 (edited) ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural AmericaAUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized WreckBUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome KingCHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering TechniquesDODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get ExpensiveFIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at TransportationFORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On FootGM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus MaximusGMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor CarHONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every PocketMAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are RepairsMUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No GoodOLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everydayPINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To OverlookPLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The HoodPORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having EverythingSAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-BackwardsSUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair UsuallyTOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To AvoidTRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjectVW Virtually Worthless Edited September 21, 2016 by Rahimdad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amid Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Some of them are too legit and hilarious. Good find Rahimdad. Cars My passion If you like my above post, please press Like / Thanks on right side to help me increase my rating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahimdad Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Thanks Amid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saleem Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 9/21/2016 at 8:34 AM, Rahimdad said: Ford - Found on roadside dead. In Canada the say FORD for Fix Or Repair Daily LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahimdad Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Here they say Jeep is a Jeep and than cry that Just Empty Every Pocket. Hehehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now