Where did the name Nissan came from?

[Rahimdad]

 

ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile  Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI  Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented  Accelerates Under Demonic Influence  Automobile Under Demonic Influence  Another Ugly Deutsche Invention  Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence  Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW  Big Money Works  Bought My Wife  Brutal Money Waster  Break My Window  Break My Windshield  Babbling Mechanical Wench  Beastly Monstrous Wonder  Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels  Beautiful Mechanical Wonder  Barely Moving Wreck  Big Money Waste  Big Money. Why?  Big Money Works  Born Moderately Wealthy  Breaks Most Wrenches  Bring More Wrenches  Brings Me Women  Brings More Women  Broken Money Waster  Broke My Wallet  Broken Monstrous Wonder  Bumbling Mechanical Wretch  Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer  Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips  Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time  Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time  Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere  Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater  Dead Old Dog Going East  Dead On Day Guarantee Expires  Dead On Delivery, Go Easy  Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired  Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter  Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology  Fix It Again, Tony!  Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge  Fix Or Repair Daily  Found On Road Dead  Fast Only Rolling Downhill  First On Race Day  First On Recall Day  Fabricated Of Refried Dung  Fails On Rainy Days  Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream  Fatally Obese Redneck Driver  Fault Of R&D  Finally Obsolete Racing Device  Fireball On Rear Denting  First On Road to Dump  First On Rust and Deterioration  Fix Or Recycle Dilemma  Flipping Over Results in Death  Flipped Over Roadside Disaster  Follow Our Rusty Dogsled  Foot On Road Decelerates  Forced On Reluctant Drivers  Formed Of Rejected DNA  Forwarded Once; Return Denied  Forward Only; Reverse Defective  Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin  Fork Over Repair Dough  Fouled Out Re-done Dodge  Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration  Free Or Reduced Drastically  Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed  Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable  Funny Old Rattling Dump  (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GM  General Maintenance  Great Mistake  Garbage Motors  Generally Miserable  Grossly Misconceived  Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man's Companion  Gotta Mechanic Coming?  Generally Mediocre Cars  Get More Chicks  Gets Mechanics Crazy  Gods Mechanical Curse  Got More Crap  Great Mountain Climber  Great Motor Car HONDA Had One Never Did Again  Hang On, Not Done Accelerating  Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles  Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP  Just Eats Every Part  Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along  MG Money Guzzler  MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly  Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously  Most Often Passed At Races  Mostly Old Parts And Rust  Move Over People Are Racing  Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly  My Old Pig Ain't Running  My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate  Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back  Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown  Sad Attempt At Beauty  Sorry Auto, Always Broken  Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto  Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass  The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH  This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!  Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless

Edited September 21, 2016 by Rahimdad

[amid]

Some of them are too legit and hilarious. Good find Rahimdad.

[Rahimdad]

Thanks Amid.

[Saleem]

On 9/21/2016 at 8:34 AM, Rahimdad said:

Ford - Found on roadside dead.

In Canada the say FORD for Fix Or Repair Daily

LOL

[Rahimdad]

Here they say Jeep is a Jeep and than cry that Just Empty Every Pocket.

Hehehehe.