Wife is cooking eggs

[Barry]

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen. 

 

Suddenly the husband runs in and starts screaming, “Oh my god oh my god! Put some more butter in them!”

 

Wife is startled by husbands reaction and runs to the fridge to get more butter. 

 

“Oh my god you’re cooking too many at once! Turn them now! QUICK QUICK TURN THEM!”

 

Wife, concerned about her husbands mental state forgets the butter and starts to turn the eggs. 

 

“BUTTER! BUTTER! WE NEED BUTTER! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK TO THE PAN! QUICK!”

 

Wife runs back to the fridge. 

 

“CAREFUL ABOUT THE EGGS! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN YOURE COOKING!!! TURN THEM QUICK! YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK? ARE YOU CRAZY?”

 

Wife starts crying. She is confused and has no idea what to do. “What is wrong with you? I know how to cook”

 

Husband smiles and replies “I know, I just you you to see how it feels when I’m driving in the car with you” and walks calmly away.

[Rahimdad]

@Barry you shouldn't do this to your wife. She is so sweet.

[Barry]

9 hours ago, Rahimdad said:

@Barry you shouldn't do this to your wife. She is so sweet.

Yeah she’s awesome. Doesn’t like roundabouts though 😂

[shadow79]

i agree all wifes are awesome...if not they will beat up and bring you doen till that level where they are awesome....